Survey!!! What are some Strange Sayings that are?

Where I'm from, which is Louisiana, we use these sayings:

- "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step chil'e!" (basically saying "I'm going to beat the living sh*t out of you").

- "Throw me something Mister!" (used during Mardi Gras to gain attention to people on the floats; women usually reveal their breasts while saying this to gain beads).

- "Fai do do" (Cajun French saying meaning "go to bed", adults usually tell their children this. My mother told me this all the time when I was young.)

- "Femme la Bouche" (Cajun French for "kiss my ass"; derogatory term.)

- "Humnoy" (Vietnamese meaning "small ballsack"; derogatory term. My stepmother is from Laos but speaks Laos, Thai, and Vietnamese. She taught me more words but they are too racist and insulting.)

- "Who dat!" (It's just a Louisiana thing, mainly said during the NFL season. Louisiana is locally known as "The Who Dat Nation").

I have more but there's too many. Look some up. Louisiana is different then Austrailia lol. Austrailia seems really pretty I plan on living there one day when I get out these swamps. XD

Kiss my ass in a big store window

Cash and prizes ( when referencing to something that would highly benefit you)

A few fries short of a happy meal

Not the brightest crayon in the box

He's Irrigating some flowers = when someone's making troubles .

The pottage was too salty that even the king noticed = When someone makes a huge mistake that even the most tolerant people cant ignore it.

Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut

we have some that are din bats

He had a head on him like a sucked mango.

Coc* and bull stories

Crikey - Blimey

The strangest one I've heard is saying that somebody's "perpin'." Which is just a slang word for perpetrating or being a poser. Some of my friends use it a lot.

Why did you say you were at Matt's house when we saw you at the club?

-You are not supposed to use the word "when" in the middle of a sentence

-Some people do it just to annoy the people who don't approve of it

-This kind of saying is 1980s French (Francais)

There is a story behind every person. A reason why they are the way they are. So think about that,next time you judge someone.

That's one of my favorites,as it simply,is the truth.

a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest tool in the shed (both mean not quite all there, a little crazy)

1/2 dozen one way, 6 the other. This means mas o menus in spanish or it means "It can go either way" in english. There, how is that? I guess it should be "more or less" in english.

my nain used to use these

araf deg mae dal iâr (rough translation: the way to catch a hen is slowly) means: take your time

haul gwanwyn, gwaeth na gwenwyn (rough translation: the spring sun is worse than poison) means a lot of people burn in the spring sun, so be wary of it

mae hi'n siared trwy ei het (rough translation: she is speaking through her hat) means she is talking nonsense

they are not really strange sayings but the direct English translation sounds strange to me