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Hey neighbor jokes.... What would you say to your neighbor?

Hey neighbor jokes are something my friends started when we were hanging out all night. We watched the sunrise on his driveway while saying these jokes. These jokes start off with "Hey, Neighbor..." and you say something really weird after that.

Example 1: Hey, neighbor... I adopted this kid for you. His name is Nic Noc.

Example 2: Hey, neighbor... I need your mailbox forever.

Example 3: Hey, neighbor... I painted your house green... oh wait wrong house.

So what would you say to your neighbor? (In the format of course).

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  • grasshopper
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    Hey Neighbor! Can I borrow your pick up truck to run over these kids in the driveway?

  • Sílvia
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Hey, neighbour ... You are not son of God. You was adopted.

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