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Marc P, Fundie's Bane
Lv 6
Marc P, Fundie's Bane asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

If Jesus loves us, why isn't He making GRR Martin work faster on the next book?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    Because Jesus hates Jon Snow.

    Source(s): They're giving him good time to bleed to death.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    If jesus loves us, why did the price of sausage suddenly go up to $6.99 at my local grocery store just before I was about to buy it?

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I just started reading them because HBO doesn't work fast enough either. Pretty sure Satan is in charge of that operation though

  • Scott B
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I gotta admit, even as a Christian, I'm starting to wish God would light more of a fire under him.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Because that's not really important in the scheme of eternal life.

  • Liam
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    He's trying to torture people to death by pain of anticipation.

    @Kjelstad 4.0, Am I really your favourite person here? Thanks, that's kind of awesome.

    Source(s): Atheist fan of ASOIAF.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    If you have a brain why do you ask such idiotic questions?

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