When do I get my decoder ring to get into the warehouse where all the evidence of creationism is being hidden?

I do believe it's being delivered by the unicorn express ...

Evidence, eh?

The only evidence for creation would be a God.

I can't think how you'd hide one.

But everyone seems to have managed it so far.

On the first sunday of the Greek Kalends.

Errrm - you think the evidence is hidden in the Xfiles warehouse of EVOLUTION??

I am not sure whether you are criticising evolution or creationism since you attacked both?

If you don't think it was one or the other then what?

It clearly was not God:

God does not exist for these reasons:

1. Since axiomatically we must assume no God from the start - the same as we do all other entities,the burden of proof is on the claimant and atheism is valid by default. It is not a faith or a belief but a starting point. No proof of God is provided by theists - so he does not exist by default.

2. Theists assert that God is needed as a first cause of the universe and all creation - but God has no first cause,and since theists assert using cause and effect that "something cannot come from nothing" - thence God cannot come from nothing - so even using theists logic - God cannot exist.

3. The universe actually does not need a 1st cause since in quantum mechanics and at the start of the universe cause and effect break down - so science says "we do not need God to start it all off" - so God is not the creator of all things. Something CAN come from nothing (see links) - it is just that theists have no idea how.

4. Even if God were to exist - we cannot presume HE is the one who started everything anyhow - since people believe in other Gods and creation myths.

So yes - theists are dumb and do not not understand logic or science - they use FAITH - faith means "I choose to believe something regardless of what evidence there is against it" - which is a fools choice and maximise the chances of being wrong.

Science's system uses Occam's razor and proof beyond a reasonable doubt and minimises false positives and is most likely to be correct.

So choose theism and faith and you are most likely a fool who is wrong - choose science and atheism and you are most likely correct.

Sit on the fence like agnostics and you just look like a liberal uninformed idiot.

It clearly WAS evolution:

In the beginning, there was an infinitesimally small point existing outside of space and time. In fact, this point contained both space and time within it, along with the primordial soup for every single bit of matter that would ever exist in the history of our universe. Eventually, this point's heat began to dissipate, and as a result, it could no longer maintain its unimaginably small size and density, so it started to expand. This is the big bang, or the leading scientific theory behind our universe's origin. With everything expanding outward, hydrogen began to collect and form primitive celestial bodies, in which other elements began to form at huge rates.

Fast forward about 10 billion years to the formation of Earth. At this point in time, scientists believe that it was either the collection of gases already present on Earth or an asteroid colliding with Earth that brought up the first amino acids on the planet. Amino acids eventually formed the first structures of proteins, which quickly lead to unicellular life on Earth.

Fast foward another couple billion years. Single-celled organisms find it more mutually beneficial to live in unison together, such as primitive mitochondrial cells living within primitive nucleus'. This formed the first eukaryotic cells. Eukaryotic cells continued to join together to form increasingly complex lifeforms until we get plants that are able to breathe in the carbon dioxide and methane that is heavily present on Earth. The plants absorb the carbon dioxide and synthesize from it (CO2) oxygen (O2), which is released into the atmosphere.

Fast forward again another couple hundred million years. Now the atmosphere is heavily occupied by oxygen, which leads to cellular life evolving into small animals living in the sea, which are our first fish. These animals evolve over time. When plants begin to live above water, animals soon follow, as no two creatures can occupy the same niche. The land-based niches are ripe with food and prosperity. So animals develop the ability to not only breathe water-based oxides (H2O), but also to simply breathe land-based oxides (O2).

Now we have land based amphibians, which evolve into reptiles. Over time, reptiles divert into mammals, which scurry along feebly for hundreds of millions of years, surviving mass extinction and certain death. After all of the dinosaurs are killed, the mammals experience rapid growth and evolution over hundreds of millions of following years until we get to primates. Primates continually evolve increasingly large brains as they develop more meat-based diets, until we get to humans.

So there you have it. A largely abridged version of the origin of the universe and human life.

Drink Bosco; it's in a jar and you mix it with milk. The ring should be in there, if my memory serves me well.

You mix ammonia and bleach50-50 ...then breathe deeply and it will magically materilise in front of you

The only evidence of creationism is the universe itself.

STOP...........the ring is a secert and you're blowing it dude!