Why did the chicken cross the road? 10pts to whoever makes me laugh hardest:D?

Because the tip of my Doc Marten's met the little fluffy chicken's butt.

(No animals were harmed in the making of this humor.)

Okay, I'll take a stab...

The chicken hitched a ride. That's how it crossed. It's sort of bad in language and concept, though, so I wouldn't be surprised if it gets deleted.

One day this guy was driving a truck with his new pet parrot. He sees a hitch-hiker and pulls over to pick her up, but right before the girl gets in, the parrot says, “No f**k, no ride!” Horrified, the girl runs away.

The truck driver says to the parrot, “That wasn’t nice!” He sees another girl goes to pick her up and the same thing happens.

This time the truck driver says, “If you do that one more time I’m going to shove you in the back with the chickens!”

Of course the parrot does it again, so the truck driver shoves him in the back with the chickens. After a few miles, a cop pulls him over and the truck driver says, “Was I speeding, officer?”

The cop says, “No, but there’s a parrot in the back of your truck kicking chickens out, saying ‘No f**k, no ride!’”

I just want to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives beig constantly questioned!

Because the chicken saw a chick on the other side

To get away from the occupy Wall Street kooks.

Because they were having a sale!

To join the gays picketing Chick Fil A (or however those retards spell it)

'Cause KFC is right across

to get to the other side. (suicide) (heaven)

Because it was retarded.