I need some horse related jokes?

Why can't horses dance?

Because they have two left feet. Ba dum tsss...

What's the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A story of whoa! Ba dum tsss.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockey.

BA DUM TSSS.

I was going to sue the neurosurgeon but then he changed my mind.

Thank you , thank you , I'll be here all week.

Try this one and see if it doesn't make your friend laugh:

A man was driving his truck on his way to a mission, but he had a break-down. A monastery was close by, so he went over and asked the monks if they could help him. The monks said, "Well, we have a horse who can pull your truck for you. To make him go, just say, 'Thank God!' and to make him stop, say 'Amen!'"

So the horse was hitched to the man's truck. Being in a hurry to get to the mission, he repeatedly commanded, "Thank God, thank God, thank God!" He was so immersed in this cycle that it was some time before he realized they were nearing the edge of a cliff.

As fate would have it, the man had forgotten the horse's "stop" command. Nearer they drew to the edge of the cliff, when finally he remembered.

He shouted, "AMEN!" and the horse stopped, right at the edge of the cliff.

Impulsively, the man ran a hand across his face and said, "Oh, thank God!"

Enjoy!

Here are two of them, both about farriers, who are always having to put up with stupid stuff:

Q: How many farriers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and another six weeks later to tell you what a bad job the first one did.

Q: (Farrier, picking up hoof.) "WHO DID THIS ROTTEN JOB?"

A: (Horse owner.) "That would by you, sir, six weeks ago."

What do you get when you add a girl and a pony a whorese