I want to move to the U.k but i dont speak British?

I teach British. My fee is $2000/hr. I guarantee you'll learn to speak British in one hour or your session is free.

The first thing you'll need are bad teeth. You can't truly pull off an English accent with straight, American teeth. There are dentists who specialize in giving you the "Hugh Grant" look. After this, take to eating bad food, especially white fish. This causes unnatural mucous to develop in the throat allowing for the nasally sound typical of people from Britain.

If you still haven't mastered this, take up a girly sport like cricket or "football." That lack of manhood associated with these sports helps accentuate the feminine nature of English dialect. Finally, have an unnatural sense of national pride. The snootiness over a lack of real accomplishments in the last 100 years polishes off a true English accent.

I recommend you go to England then and not wales Scotland or northern Ireland stay away from Liverpool aswell although we do speak English we don't want you here with your stupidity

What language is British?

Er, we actually speak English in Britain, you know!

I don't speak ScotWelGlish either

It's ok just make up a weird voice and you'll fit in.

its alright I cant even grasp British and i was born here

omg i was just about to ask the same question its such a hard language to understand

Its okay. I don't speak the US either.