how do i pass a drug test with diluted urine?

Sorry, but you can't. The test will pick up dilution and adulterants (dyes, etc).

For regular smokers, it takes at LEAST a month of NO smoking.

?Ignorant? Ignorant is smoking when you're looking for a job. It comes down to a choice. Weed or the job.

Hey Elias,

I wont judge you because I smoke weed too :-)

Heres the thing...eat some type of red meat because it contains creatine.

Drink all your water 2 hours before the test...your kidneys will be overloaded to where they cant filter the toxins and you may get the negative result that your hoping for.

as for the color...take a multivitamin and it will give your urine color to where they wont detect that you have been trying to detox your system.Urinate as much as you can before u get there.Do NOT give them your first pee of the day,it contains the most THC.

Last but certainly not least-->when u get ready to urinate ONLY give them your mid stream..pee a little in the toilet and then slide the cup under u and continue to pee in the cup,when u feel your about to run out of urine u can stop...do not give them your first or last stream of pee...this is very important....ohhh gosh I just read your question again..I guess my answer is too late because it looks like you've already taken your test....Im sorry..I hope you passed...good luck in the future and dont let anyone make u feel bad about your question..Plenty of people smoke weed.You would be surprised to know how many people are in the same predicament RIGHT NOW..

P.S If you didn't pass dont let it discourage you,as I stated earlier there are MANY other people in your same situation..Yes some of us are sick right now because of that positive test result...My brother being one of them..he failed his drug test for a job that payed really well,he had plans to go Hawaii and everything and now he is literally sick to his stomach because he failed the test.

You *DON'T*!

You really think the pros don't know all the pathetic BS the gorked attempt to cheat?