Whats the worst thing you've ever spilt in your car?

Was driving down I-95 ( I live in Florida ) across a bridge and earlier I had gotten some Burger King French Toast Sticks with extra syrup ( It was 10AM and I was hungry ). I was so hungry that I started eating them then my syrup fell over and went all over my chair, shirt&pants, seat belt, seat belt buckle, carpet, phone....

It was bad.

Worst for stain:

I opened a can of auto transmission fluid but it only took half a can. For some reason I put the can in the floor of the back seat. I forgot about it and it tipped over. My beige carpet was red after that.

Worst for stain 2:

years later my toddler left some blue and green crayons in the back seat and the sun melted them to the seat. So I had a gray seat with blue and green stripes

Most exciting

My six year old nephew opened a 2 liter plastic bottle of orange fanta and jumped on it while I was gassing up his mom's minivan (my sis). It looked like an orange grenade had gone off in the backseat.

A pot of French Onion soup being transported to another house. Never did get rid of the smell.