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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

Do house plants care if I'm ugly?

I'm getting pretty suspicious that the orchid is talking to the asparagus fern behind my back about how ugly I am. This is obviously very troubling because as you very well know, house plants do not have eyes so they should not be able to tell if I am ugly or not. Now, whenever I walk by house plants, I start sweating profusely because I think they are all staring at me. I am pretty sure I read in Good Housekeeping that house plants grow better when they are taken care of by beautiful people. I'm just so worried that the house plants think I'm ugly, I don't know what to do. I don't have a problem with the begonias talking behind my back, nor with any of the other plants. Should I just buy new plants that like me for who I am?

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  • Shun
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    House plants don't care if you're ugly! XDXD!

    If you're a beautiful woman (Or Man for that matter) you better watch out because long viney plants are known for raping people. Just make sure you tie them down before you go to sleep, and don't walk too close when you're wearing something revealing.

  • Hogarth Hughes
    9 years ago

    I think it really does have an effect. I mean, all my house plants that crawl the walls (you know the long ones that you have to trim)? Well, i woke up one morning and they were crawling up my bed. I sleep on top of a bunk bed. So i trimmed them, and then it happened again. Finally i just threw them out of the house but in the morning they crawled all over the bricks. Then i started wearing makeup and it stopped. I'm going to try putting them back in the house soon. Wish me luck!

    True story.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I Have the same problem, i think that the plant world is planning World Domination :(

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Naww, I'm ugly and all my house plants like me, even when I ignore them and forget to water them. lol.

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  • Frank
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Probably, I can sense your ugliness just from your words.

  • Addisson May
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    You and your houseplants all need some sunshine, you especially.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    put them out of their misery. you should move.

  • Can't find my way home
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    yes my face killed my cactus

  • Audrey A
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    ..Yeah, they do :/

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