Am i going to be gay?

Haha, yeah I'm sure you have a girlfriend.

Yes, you're gay now. Send me a formal aplication and I'll let you have our Gay Agenda hand-written on vellum by Cistercian monks (who should know better, as it's in Middle High Latin) and sealed with my own red wax. You also get info on the handshakes we use, and a certificate of authenticity, together with where we meet (i.e. which burnt-out church mosque or synagogue).

By the way, anal sex is and has always been the most frequent form of heterosexual activity worldwide, as the cheapest and most convenient form of birth control. The orifice is tighter than vagina, too, so after childbirth many men browbeat their women into accepting it.

And many hetero men love to get their prostate messaged, especially if they are circumcised, because they have lost two thirds of the nerve ending in the penis from the operation and at some stage keratinization also sets in.

More than 50% of gay men reject it.

LOL!!!! This is funny because of your stupidity.

Yes. You are now officially Gay. Even though you are not attracted to the same sex and are attracted to your girlfriend. And by the way. You are not going to be gay. If you are gay. You would have always been.

That's funny but at the same time why did you allow it. If my gf would have done that I would stop her before she does it unless I like it I will let her. Anyway you might be who knows only you know that.

98% certainty, I'd stock up on the vaseline and sudocrem if I were you