What's the weirdest dream you've had so far?

I have weird dreams that there are fish hitting the windshield of my car as im driving. They are just going the wrong way and flying straight at my car. It is so odd bc in the dream i dont realize that fish dont fly.

I dreamt that my youth group went on a trip to this indoor waterpark. And for some reason they chose me to watch this baby and dog. When we got there, my entire family was there and they said they had forgotten to give me some tokens, so I could ride the slides. We wore regular clothes the whole time too. We all got on this wide huge slide and got inside buckets, but they didn't have enough buckets so, I rode on a pillow instead. They said the first one down got a chance to win a prize. I was somehow the first one down and at the bottom, you were inside this whole another different room. They held a bag out and told me it had a bunch of papers with careers written on them, and if I chose the salesman, I would win. I reached in and felt a lot of tiny papers, when I pulled one out it grew until it was the size of my hand. It was a vampire, so I lost. And everything was really colorful.

A guy I don't like suddenlly transformed into a guinea pig. Suddenly without any reason everyone started chasing him as a guinea pig. Once he was caught, he changed into anoder dude which I dislike too and everyone got scared and ran away. Then I woke up. I know, strange dream. :)

the weirdest one i can remember is

i wast standing in front of a light switch turning it off,on,off,on. nothing happened, then it went on, Christmas lights came on everywhere.(in may) then i was being chased down a corridor by a big card board box, and i was terrified of it, that was pretty weird