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virgod
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virgod asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

When will Democrats realize their role...?

...in ruining Western civilization in general and American society in particular? Read the story:

GRASSHOPPER and THE ANT: Conservative version:

The red ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

Progressive version: The red ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long...etc. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving. ABC, AP, CBS, CNN , and PBS show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfy home with a table filled with food…America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...' Oprah passes around gift boxes of tissue for all and announces a $525 mil's project to build five boarding schools for the fatherless grasshoppers in East Africa.

Nation of Islam, WSO and ACORN stage multiple demonstrations in front of the ant's house. All TV programs film Bill Clinton and Maria Kennedy singing alongside the protestors,"We shall overcome". Nearby businesses are being looted and loans are used as estroom facilities.Police is called, but

when they arrive, Rev's Sharpton and Jessie Jackson chain themselves to the nearest TV van. They fire up masses with tragic stories of formerly black ancestors of the grasshoper in Masaka, a remote village in the central part of Uganda. Allegedly, the ant's ancestors stole the eggs and enslived the nymphs of the grasshopper's ancestors, who accidentaly belonged to Muslim Broth'od.

Rev. Jeremiah Wright leads the protesters in a closing God Damn America Hymn. Next morning in

Uganda, 12.1% of very insulted Muslims revolt against the "majority" of 41.9% of Roman Catholics. During "spontaneous mob action" (latter recognized as an act of terror), some Protestants, atheists, Pentecostals, UN observers and Seventh Day Adventists are sodomzed and beheaded as well.

President Obama interrupts his 39th vacation and addresses the Nation. After brief reprimand to police for stupidity(later followed by a peace pipe), Obama apologizes to Muslims of Uganda and of Universe for red ant's ancestors and signs a $850 mil reparation check.

He condemns the greedy ant and blames President Bush,President Reagan, Creationists, Founding Fathers and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid state in an interview with Matt Lauher that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his FAIR SHARE.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is additionally fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs when building his house. Since the ant has nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Gov's Green Czar and given to the grasshopper. The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ranshacke the once prosperous and peaceful ants' neighborhood. Riots spread and the entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2012.

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  • 9 years ago
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    I'm a Democrat. I realized my role back in 1956.

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