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Besides the Catholics which other sects think Jesus was a thin cracker?

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  • Taylor
    Lv 4
    9 years ago
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    Ok this made me laugh

    Typically, the 'Jesus' of each ethinicity group tends to match their own color coincidentally. Humans are a self centered species.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    It seems to me that everyone got one half of the pun, but did not get the other half

    Some went with the "cracker" aspect

    Others went with the "wafer" aspect

    EDIT: Looks like @Lawrence H got it

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    why are Catholics excluded have they already come to an agreement on whether he was a thin cracker or not

  • jojo
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Mmmm... I'd love a cream cracker, no no a rice cracker now

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Mormons think he's little cut up cubes of white Wonder bread.

    Source(s): Ex Mormon
  • I thought Anglicans had communion as well.

  • For symbolic ritualized cannibalism, it could have been a lot worse.

  • 9 years ago

    In the Eastern church, He is a crouton.

    We have class.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    I see what you did there....you get a star!!!

    @Lily, sigh....that's the joke dumbass....if you have to explain it, then you're clueless to what implied humor is supposed to be.

    Source(s): Atheist
  • 9 years ago

    I am assuming you mean a skinny white man? I think its funny people believe that considering where he's from.

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