Are you a organ donor?

I have one organ that I like to let women borrow ......... but not donate

No. Nobody shall take my thighs off of me.

Since I use my thighs for strangulation, they are organs. At least in nerds.

yes I am and I am always wondering in the back of my mind if someday they will use all the listed people that are organ donors as a supply list just saying

one rich white man needs a heart and I am a perfect match money talks

Yes, I sure am. When I leave here recycle me. I love life as well as any one else. I'd like some to view the world as I see it. When there done taking parts I don't was a sad good-by. Go have a party on me.

No. I would though and donate everything, even my eyes! I want other people to be able to benefit from my organs. As long as they are healthy organs though

aw the bottom line stole my joke lol.

but I'll say it anyways.

I'm a very generous organ donor. I donate my organ every night

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Yes.

Although, when I'm through with them, I doubt they'll be of any use, other than to be an example of how NOT to treat your organs.

I signed the card & family is aware that's my choice, but I'm still breathing....so not yet.

No I already had a kidney transplant

Yes.

It saves lives, and who needs their kidneys when they're dead?