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I had a embarassing moment?

I was at walmart the other day and i farted loudly. The people looked and my wife looked at them with a blushing face they think it was her. What should i do next time to let them know it was me?

Update:

This really happened it is not a joke

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    trol. a person old enough to be married is old enough to know.

  • Taylor
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    You could say something silly like "Just a little crop dusting, folks." or "I think somebody stepped on a frog." Also, you could pretend that it was a ringtone. Just pull out your phone, tap some buttons, and put it back in your pocket. Just be sure to put it on vibrate in case you really do get a call or text.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Trolling is a lost art these days!

  • 9 years ago

    just don't fart in public. lol

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