50 shades of grey trilogy?

Well, the next three books nothing really happens apart from sex, sex and more sex. Christian won't let her touch his chest because of cigarette burns but eventually lets her touch his chest. She meets Christians paedophile, they say stuff to each other blah blah blah. They keep having bondage, she gets pregnant, who she called 'little blip' he wants it aborted, she doesn't want it aborted so she keeps it.

Her old boss wants revenge, so he kidnaps christians sister and he rings ana at work saying give me a few million, she goes to give him money and the ex boss hits her. She passes out, wakes up in hospital and Chris makes her eat blah blah blah.

More restaurants, helicopters etc etc, they get married, he revels his secret when he as a teenager, that Mrs Robinson slapped him and then kissed him, then hardcore bondage was born. Apparently he was an alcoholic before she came along and because of the hot sex, he stopped drinking and fighting. Apparently she saved Chris from himself until he met Ana.

That's pretty much it really, it's mostly about sex, restaurants, work, tinnings tea, the new house and stuff.

Don't torture yourself anymore than you already have, unfortunately i have but I have to finish a book before i lay it down. It was very dry, i don't know who it became a best seller.

Basically, it is a Twilight fan-fiction, but the writer changed the names of the characters. But it is about a 'sex fantasy' and it's meant to turn everyone on, so that;s the strangeness you probably felt. Just return the books and get your well earned money back because it wasn't well spent.

That strange feeling is caused by your brain cells dying one by one.

Ana has a spontaneous orgasm every couple pages, Christian continues to be a controlling, jealous jerkwad, they get married, have babies, and Ana nicknames Christian "Fifty." Seriously. Like, because of the title.

I skimmed...

I haven't even read it (thank God) and I know what happens. Icky cliched grossness. Bleh

She gets married has babies and lives happily ever after - totally predictable.