What are some funny statements you've made up?

Our marching band was spending a week at DisneyWorld, and three of my friends and I were sharing a hotel room. Two were music majors, and one was showing another the piece he had written as homework on his computer. So my other friend started editing it, and I was all, "Dude, you're totally Mozarting his Salieri!"

Reference to Amadeus.

Other things I've said that don't need backstory:

I prefer to take the psychopath less traveled.

Would you like some bran? Because you're full of crap. [People eat bran when constipated, you see. Play on words.]

I thought I knew the definition of daunting, but it turns out I daunt.

aside from the answers how about us meeting and sharing some really fab intimacy ......

Please Bounce with me

I said this when the new series of the x factor started " If he goes through then i'm going to recycle myself into a microphone and not work when they try and sing"