What? Did fat Beyonce bribe People magazine to be on cover of Most Beautiful issue?

I think she's pretty, but I've seen women more beautiful than her.

Just wanted to say that hi is not in the Navy Seals. You can tell. The military doesn't accept nutcases like that.

What the **** did you just ******* say about Beyonce, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

She is queen.

No, I doubt Beyonce bribed People to be the year's most beautiful. People usually picks a girl who is pretty, has a nice body, and a clean reputation, all of which Beyonce has, plus being classy and sophisticated.

And for some reason, People tends to pick celebs who usually have recently had a baby. Idk why.