Want to exchange disgusting jokes?

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

What was the last thing to go thru the bugs mind when it hit the windshield ? Its asshole.

Why didn't the bug hit the windshield a seckond time ? He didn't have the guts.

Whats red and green and goes 500 miles per hour ? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a man, with no arms or legs , swimming ? Bob

What do you call a boy ,with no arms or legs, in the middle of a feild ? Second base

What do you call a child ,with no arms or legs, standing on its head in thr endzone ? Spike

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What do you call 2 nuts on the wall?

Walnuts

What do you call 2 nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts.

What do you call 2 nuts on your chin?

A dickinyourmouth!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!!!!

What's black and can cause forest fires? Satan's poop

whats the worst thing willie nelson could say while your blowing him?

..I'm not willie nelson