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What do you call a poodle, out in the rain and getting drenched?
A PUDDLE.
Daisy at school:
Teacher: If I give you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Daisy: 5 miss.
Teacher: I'll try again so listen this time. If I give you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Daisy: 5 miss.
Teacher: Now Daisy, I'm getting really cross. How have you got 5?
Daisy - in tears: Because I've already got 1 at home miss!
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- gregory_dittmanLv 78 years agoFavorite Answer
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
No, that's a TV show, my name is Doctor.
Have you ever read Horror in the Lunch Room by Frank N. Beans?
- Anonymous5 years ago
The sky is gray and gloomy and that i imagine it’s going to rain I honestly haven't any friends or relatives and that i’m residing in a drain I don’t search for any handouts I don’t positioned on any clothing and some would say my habit are revolting i think I had a operating laptop or computer virus for breakfast and also you would possibly want to locate that obscene yet I washed it in a puddle to make constructive that it become sparkling Now I’m off to seem for spiders interior a hollow log existence’s in no way dull or dull For a hectic little frog.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Why do squirrels swim on their back? So they don't get their nuts wet.
