where i get hip a$$ tirahs frum?

my niga ova there in paterson he say he got dem 40 inch tires niga fuukk you goin on about im lookn for some mean azz tirahs for my dodge ram 1500 we goin offroadn in it n we gunna get drunk as fuuukk and we dont want to fall out the mofo truck we need some big azz tires we gunna be runnin over rocks and goin through rivers niga we take this sht down the delaware my niga where i get these pimp azz tirahs from niga this aint no joke we leavin saturnday i looke on ebay but niga u need a credit card for that we aint got no plastic im talking solid cash hard money nigge where can we buy hard azz tiras from niga?