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So fast food must be really bad for EVERYONE considering this guy ate fast food everyday for a month and gained weight. Wow I never knew you could gain weight from Binge Eating. I also didn't know that everyone ate fast food for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Desert every single day of their life. Wow we are in a really bad crisis. We need to sue McDonalds and put them out of business.

(^Sarcasm^)

So what are your thoughts on "Supersize Me"?

I want to weld a 1911 .45 to the chassis on my truck, so if it is ever stolen I can tell the cops there's a gun in it, so they will find it faster. If the firing pin is removed would it still be considered a firearm?

I didn't have to pee before, but all of a sudden my penis became really big and hard because I think it filled up with pee, but now I can't pee so what's the problem?

So my friend and i were having a contest to see whos penis was bigger (im 13 n hes 12) and we needed someone to measure for us, so his sister overheard us and wanted to do it (shes 14) and she measured his and it was 3 inches then she measured mine it was 3 and a half inches and after that she squeezed it as hard as she could and it became really hard im really concerned did she pop a blood vessel or something? im scared to tell my mom, what should i do?

Hi I'm computer illiterate and have no idea how to look stuff up or even do anything but type for that matter. My cousin is letting me use his Yahoo Account...

So anyway I'm writing an essay on why the NRA (Nation Rifle Association for those idiots that don't know) should have its own political party.

I just need to know... Is the guy that killed everyone in Connecticut the same guy that killed the people at Columbine?

Thanks, Bobert

I had my emotions removed because I'm going into the US Special Forces

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.

He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out

and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun and thought he'd figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in last.

He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon

how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So,

he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication

later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give

him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle

in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the

direction he thinks is right.

He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's

been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and

whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.

He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.

By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the

town. But he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and that'll be all he needs.

As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things,

he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.

Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back

up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.

He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He so thirsty that he can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the night before because he'd been in his car.

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THES NIGAS AT TH TECK GAME WEBSITE THEY BAND ME FROM THER SHTY AZZ WEBSITE CAUSE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS THESE NIGAS STUPID Y THEY FKN BAN ME I DIND DO NOTHIN RONG NIGA TTG HATE BLACK PEOPL NIGA

she gots one dem fat azz it soo lose she probly fit 8 diks at once in ther when she wear yoga pants u coud see what she be eatin for diner last nite this bich crazy to she in 9grade she 14 she smart but she need to use her body som othr way her titiez i say they lok like twin watrmelons she skiny as a stik to my niga this girl so sexy she lok like a mofo model niga she hav no bf an she in to older guys she turns down anyon her age she a dirty lil hor to niga if u aint rich u get no puzzy niga sht im 23 i just got my carr stoln but got a nough money to get a new 1 niga im makin 2500 a wek over here selln this dope down in centrl nj niga i dont play aroun u think i gots a chance with this bich or no?

SOMBODY CALL TH PIGS NIGA JUS TOOK MY RIDE NIGA THIS A DOGE RAM 1500 NIGA EXT CAB BLAK ON BLAK NIGA ALUMINUM RIMS CHROME BUMPR BLAK TINCTD WINDOW NIGA TOOK MY RIDE I WAS IN THE HOM DEPOT EN THIS NIGA CASHIER WAS RINGN ME UP I HERE THIS BAMFKN ENGIN STRT UP I LOOK OUTSIDE DIS NIGA TOOK MY RIDE I DROPPED OUT WATEVER THE FK WAS IN THER A FKN 360 OR SUM SHT LIKE THAT I BROUHT IT TO MY MAIN NIGA IN THE AUTO SHOP DOWN IN THE CITY HE PUT NEW MOUNTS IN IT I GOT A 440 IN IT NOW MOFO STOLE MY RIDE I DONT GOT NO FONE ITS IN THE TRUCK NIGA SOME THINK HE HARD AZZ CRACKA PROBALLY TOOK MY TRUCK NIGA I HAD 4 GEES IN THER MY NIGA SOME CALL THE PIGS I JUST GOT HOME NIGAS HURRY UP THIS WAS ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO NIGA I LIVE IN PATERSON, NJ THAS RITE OVER TTHE BORDER FROM TOTOWA NIGA I LIVE RIGHT BE THE FALLS

Just wondering if this has ever been done before...

I want to be the first to reach Level 7 (on YA) and then ask enough questions to get demoted to Level 1. Has this ever been done before that you know of?

my cool azz pimp niga got this 1999 ford f100 niga think he all that niga got punk azz rims cost him $20 a pop niga got them from walmrt niga they plastik we took his muthafkn rims off broke them in half and glued them to the inside of the wheel. we going too go bck tonight and take that nigas wheels put his trukc up on tree trunks we to know where this niga at you know where d block is on the cornr of 34th and south main hit me up my niga

my niga ova there in paterson he say he got dem 40 inch tires niga fuukk you goin on about im lookn for some mean azz tirahs for my dodge ram 1500 we goin offroadn in it n we gunna get drunk as fuuukk and we dont want to fall out the mofo truck we need some big azz tires we gunna be runnin over rocks and goin through rivers niga we take this sht down the delaware my niga where i get these pimp azz tirahs from niga this aint no joke we leavin saturnday i looke on ebay but niga u need a credit card for that we aint got no plastic im talking solid cash hard money nigge where can we buy hard azz tiras from niga?

I live in NY. I used to be part of an outfit but they tried to take me out, and my buddy helped me fake my own death. I went to the police and got into the witness protection program. I got a couple friends in the PD that told me the Chicago PD was tapping my phones (I was part of the Chicago Outfit). They got a subpoena and track my ip. They read my e-mails and record all my phone calls. They have a cop that stays outside my house every night, and if I leave he stays, and they send someone else out after me. I started paying cash for everything. I wanted to get an apartment or live in a two-family so that I got sneak out in all black with someone else, but I can't move because of the wpp. If I don't return to my house every night, or report that I'm going somewhere else, then they will sentence me to a year to eighteen months in prison for not complying with the guidelines.

Can anyone give me some ideas how to leave the city without being traced? I have an anklet tracer, and if I break it off they'll have someone on my *** within a minute because they send someone to follow me if I leave the city. All my connections are gone because I don't exist anymore. I have no way of changing my appearance other than wigs/fake mustaches. I'm clean shaven, about 6'7" and 290pounds.

I'd like to make a gaming website to keep track of my clan's record, we have over 80 members so I'd like to make it something with a short domain (.com/.tk/etc.) I don't want it to be a tinyurl link, I'd like to give out a short and sweet link. Thanks in advance

I work at a junkyard and there's a lot of testosterone that builds up while working there. Everyone yells to each other, there's copies of playboy in the office, etc. EVERY TIME I go to the bathroom there's always a little bit of semen at the end of my penis.

I'm 18 and I live by myself. I'm a virgin and have never had a girl friend in real life. I have wet dreams 2-3 nights a week. My penis is 7 1/2 inches long non-erect and 11 1/2 inches long erect, I get erections about 6 times a day, usually if I bump into something it will get hard. If I masturbate I can get it to about 12 inches long, and extremely hard to the point where I can't piss.

I watch porn once a week to calm myself down, but that's not really enough if it even helps. Please tell me what I should do... Thanks

Also if this is "normal"

my frien tole me about this water and u drinc it and u never dye of old age, but if i get shot do i dye?

I think she had a penis

I'm 16 and if you don't know what Klinefelters' Syndrome is, it's basically this syndrome that affects a lot of males and it gives you an extra X chromosome, so you can wind up with breasts, a small penis, a high pitched voice for a while, etc. Basically you're a woman in a boy's body. It's very common and there are a lot of people that don't even know they have it.

So what I'd like to know is: just because I have it, does it affect me in anyway?

My Penis is 7 1/2 inches non erect. 11 inches erect.

I have so much pubic hair that when the doctor measures my balls, he has to move it out of the way.

My Balls are about the size of golf balls.

I have a lot of back hair, that to the point you would think I get it waxed.

I have so much hair on my stomach that you can't see inside my belly button.

I'm I have a lot of armpit hair.

I have to shave my legs, each strand is about an inch long, I only shave during the summer, and it grows back fully within 3 weeks. And I have to brush it so that I can comfortably put on jeans.

My arm hair is about as thick as a 40yr old man's, much thicker and darker than anyone in my grade.

I have a full beard, and a shaved mustache. I shave my beard once a week, and it grows back by the time it's ready to be shaved again.

Now for the Syndrome's Affect:

I have small breasts, I'm not fat, and you can only really see the left breast pushing out.

My nipples are a little large compared to my friends.

I'd just like to know if I have a "normal" body type for my age, and my condition. Also some feedback on what you think about me would be nice. I'm not looking to change anything, I just would like to know. Thanks

im really confusued why does people need to get to school it doesnt relly do anythin specual for you the only i ever lerned was reading and writing. and also i was tiping my question up and ther was these read lines under the words and what do they meen?