What will you be doing this Saturday?

Me? I more than likely will start my day off with a good cup of coffee, and do some prayer time. . . Then I will be reading all of the false prophecies that DID NOT happen the day before all the while listening to a song that was recorded in 1992 called "Great Big Stupid World" by a Christian Music Artist named Randy Stonehill followed by REM's "It's the end of the world as we know it!". Then I will be here on YA and probably see some blathering liberal morons (like I just encountered a few when I came in here) and their questions will be something like "HeY CoNtArDs! JeSuS DiDNOT CoM FeR YoU! Y?" (I anticipate questions like this. . . . And probably from some of my "Bible Scholars" that are here in YA Politics) Something in that nature, and I, more than likely will come across some moron squealing anti gun spew. . . . Then after all that, I will probably will be enjoying a decent breakfast (I am a good cook) and I will go about life as usual, and maybe even do some Christmas shopping. Notice that I didn't spell Christmas with an "X". . . That's for lazy morons! Plus when I refer to my "Bible Scholars" here in the Politics section of YA, I am being a bit sarcastic!

Now, what will you be doing this Saturday? Be creative and humor me. . . I see some of you with your avatars that seem so creative and down right hillarious. . . Come on now! I know that this is the Politics section of YA, but what will YOU be doing this Saturday?