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If I pray to God every night, will I get to be in a orgy with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards?

My friend Courtney and I cry every night to sleep over the fact that Mick and Keith will never have rough and vigorous sex with us. If we were to pray to God, will our dreams finally come to reality?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    She isn't trolling, guys. We're 100% serious.

    Source(s): We're old men fetishists.
  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    gerontophilia is a perfectly natural practice, especially for the Glimmer Twins

    I think people are underestimating Mick Jagger, arguably the world's most famous womanizer, I bet he can still put out some decent sexing

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Well, there is no God. Otherwise you'd have already gotten your dream!

    I recommend stalking the Rolling Stones. It's the only way!

  • 8 years ago

    Not , but don't worry . As an atheist go is ''going to the pit of fire'' I'm looking forward to the exciting orgies of hell.

    Source(s): Sarcastic atheist
  • 8 years ago

    No, but me and Josh could dress up like thous guys and help you out, and for good measure we could throw in Toke lover, the more the merrier right?

  • 8 years ago

    LOL

    Get in line kiddo.....that prayer list is quite long ahead of you....I expect if you take the next number it should be around 5 billion

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    The men are 69yrs old, I doubt they can have rough and vigorous sex with anyone anymore.

  • 8 years ago

    Sure he will, your God the devil will be more than happy to set that up for u speedily

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Those guys are probably too old to get it up anyhow.

  • 8 years ago

    If god exists he will make it happen. If not....

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