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End of the world - just over 24 hours?
Well its been fun, but my spaceship is almost ready to depart. As some of you are aware, I've been living on your planet for several thousand years. Due to fairly limited space, I'm taking Claudia Schiffer, Kylie Minogue, Zooey Deschanel and Halle Berry. Other may apply, but only with lingerie shots.
A few things before I leave,
Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald,
The cream in an Oreo cookie really does contain whale semen
Lima is the capital of Peru
Stonehenge was built by bored early Britons and has no significance whatsover
The Loch Ness monster died in 1973
Elvis is dead.
There is no difference between the iPhone4S and the iPhone5
The Pyramids were built by humans.
Anyone have any other questions, whilst I wait for the spacecraft to refuel?
Ade7 - it's falling out due to radiation sickness. His smoke alarm has been faulty for 9 years. I begged him to change the battery and he just ignored me. This is what happens people. Bit late to check yours now by the way.
Jack - no, the world will end in a fireball caused by a large asteroid. The only benefit is that this prick will be incinerated along with quite a few others. Sorry to the rest of you by the way
Why do I bother? - Time travel is not possible -If time travel was possible, I'd head back and grab Jane Fonda during her Barbarella stage
The REAL Steel Deal!!! - no, he enjoyed frying. unknown bit of history, but I introduced him to BBQ. Last Supper was sticky ribs
Yes, I'm going to Scarborough - ........no
7 Answers
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
Does Jesus really prefer the taste of flame broiled to frying?
- JesereLv 78 years ago
A Book Called
The Mayan Factor
by Jose Arguelle
explains the transition from one cycle to another
we are entering a New Age of Enlightenment
This was a topic of discussion I was having in the mid 80's
and I read this book in the 80's...so I have been looking forward to 12/21/2012 for over 26 years...
- Anonymous8 years ago
Matt 24:36
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
KJV
Remember what you allow yourself to think, see, hear, say and do literally set into motion Almighty God’s creative powers that form the matrix of life’s reality you find yourself now walking whether good or bad; so knowing this practice each day focusing your whole attention on your movements whether thoughts, sight, sounds, words or deeds, doing that which is good, positive and constructive.
"A man can no more diminish God's glory or His Son Jesus by refusing to worship them than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."
The Daniel Project is playing on Netflix now and can be found on Facebook; this documentary will open the eyes of some skeptics concerning the Word of God, prophecies fulfilled and Jesus the Christ of Nazareth.
If you do not know Jesus the Christ of Nazareth, the Messiah, as your personal savior, yet believe He is Lord, was born of the Virgin Mary, died for your sins, arose from the dead the third day and is now at the right hand of Almighty God, then if so lead say this simple prayer to be saved and have eternal life in the Kingdom of God and not be Judged for sins truly repented.
“Hear Oh Israel the Lord our God is one Lord and blessed is the Glory of the Lord from His place; Precious Jesus the Christ of Nazareth please forgive me my sins and come into my heart and life forever Amen.”
If you are sincere in this prayer then know for certain that you are saved and if you need help on your Christian walk email me back.
Source(s): bible - Why do I bother?Lv 58 years ago
Is time travel possible? If it is I'll just go back to the ancient Mayans and tell them to use a bigger stone to make their calendar. Then the world won't end for at least a little while longer. :)
- 8 years ago
Do you think Gangnam Style will reach 1Billion views on Youtube, because that's when the world is going to end haha
- 8 years ago
Can you please also Take all the women from "The View" Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah and Jack Black with you?
