Is my cat dead or alive, HELP!!!?

Schroödinger

50/50 chance

Cat is both dead and alive

Troll.

What y'all wanna do?

Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?

9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills

Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills

I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM

I NEVER FEED TROLLS AND I DON'T READ SPAM!

--Weird Al Yankavich, "All About the Pentiums"

Look the song up on YouTube if you're truly this bored. BTW: People he's not serious....stop with the animal cruelty thing, this is just the dumbest thing he/she could think up.

The odds are much higher that you simply copied this from others, and this type of nonsense appears with depressing regularity, by people who think they are being funny.

And besides, it is apparent you have little knowledge of HCN, since it wouldn't be in the form you have described, nor is it corrosive to eat away at some mechanism.

1. Your cat is probably dead

2. The odds are high that it is dead

3. Why?

great question! i will Say the Cat isn't here, nor there, the Cat merely is! because of the fact if it weren't, would we additionally be speaking of it? "are you able to pay attention it" The Capt. i'd desire to grant Collin O. a thumb up, ( i'm purely lv. a million,) that grew to become into wicked.

I dont know but you are one sick little FK''' get off of this site before someone photo scans this comment and turns you in theyalso can trace where it came from .And see how many more comments like this you put on Yahoo in the future '''

Oh look, a f****t trying to be funny by making a dead animal joke! That's a new one.

Domus mortem

Why the hell would you do that to a cat?

FIRST OF ALL WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!