Where can i buy some girl super skinny jeans??? im a guy... and im that's my G' way to roll :D?

Yo, im 16 years old, im a lil' rocker kid, and also skate, im 5'9 weight 155 Lb, my skin color... well i guess im like lationo or somethin'... i prefer to be called "passion cinnamon" <<< that's mainly what i write and say when people ask my ethnicity... any ways, i guess now people can get a better image of how i look like :)

So i have this question... back in the day when people were chill and everyone actually had a personality, like emos, scenes, cholos, potheads, nerds, hoes, skaters, etc... and not just SWAGF4GGs... look i know i write a lot and well i know its bad, my point is... remember back when zumiez was a skate shop? and hottopic was a music foundation where different types f genres of music were advertised and promoted at the store??? well back then there were this super skinny jeans from this brand called Social Collision now hottopic changed his $hi+ to some gay brand called Rude... every boy who wears boy super skinny jeans know that this pants are $h!+ and that girl skinny are always going to be better...

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Q: My question is... On 2012! were can i buy girl super skinny jeans? also im 30x30 or 30x32... im guessing Pacsun, my other question is, how do i translate my jean size to girl jeans??? what would i be in girl jeans??? also can someone leave a link to the jeans u think suit me from Pacsun or other local store cuz i really dont know where to start... yes, i know its weird, a guy buying girl stuff... i dont really care! my gf uses my boxers my sister uses my shirts! my Fu88ckin neighbor wears my shoes!!! XDDD... seriously... and besides i skate so i need to be flexible and trust me it feels better when i wear girl skinnys, they feel better from the hips and on my nut sack!! XDD

THANKS :)