Hey Teens: Are you ready to be tormented with another wacky weird survey? :D?

1. Imagine you were the King/Queen of donuts and an evil frog wanted to use them as hula hoops! Which doughnut would you let the evil frog (kermit) use? The sprinkly one or the chocolate one? Or the cream filled. or the jelly filled?

jelly filled because i dont like jelly as much as cream, chocolate and sprinkles.

2. Would you rather go mudskiing and throw zucchini at the evil mud man while you ski by, or would you rather sit on the mud skiing lift and throw mud at him from above?

throw mud at him from above >:D

3. Would you rather appear on ABC news in 2 foot high heels, waddling like a duck and quacking, or appear on ABC completely naked, but covered in black paint? Then dance, and talk about eggplants?

i'll be a high heel duck :>

4. Would you rather come up to random strangers in a parking lot and say "Hello, I am a pork chop. Douse me in B&Q sauce and I will do a little steak dance for you!!" or "Help!! There is a strawbetty in my stomach. Its really a strawberry, but I named it betty before I ate it! Quick, we gotta save her! Make me throw up!"

"Help!! There is a strawbetty in my stomach. Its really a strawberry, but I named it betty before I ate it! Quick, we gotta save her! Make me throw up!" - because you'd get more of a reaction from the person you say it to

. If you had to do one of these things in front of your crush, which would you do?

Pour beans, corn and rice all over your self, then wrap a giant tortilla around you, and sing beautiful dreamer to him. Or dress up like a shark and eat all of his tuna fish, then mess up his hair, go into his bathroom, flood it with water, then menacingly bare your teeth at him. Then suddenly laugh really hard, and run away will all the bread in his house.

the 2nd one

6. What would you rather change your name to? "Blushing Tomato" or "Squatting Squah?"

blushing tomato. if my name was squatting squash i would feel like taking a ****.

7. Would you rather plant 6000 tomato plants around your crushes house overnight, and then throw tomatoes at him when he wakes up, or would you rather walk inside his house with a hose, spray yourself with water, then sue him for letting you get wet? >:D

Both.

8. Would you rather dress up in a dog costume, put on a frilly apron, brew Turkish coffee, give it to the customers, but then start barking every time they take a sip, or would you rather dress up like big bird and do jumping jacks while singing Alejandro by Lady Gaga in the middle of the restaurant?

Big Bird!!

9. Would you rather wear absolutely nothing but purple eyeshadow for the rest of your life, or have orange skin and wear a purple tutu for the rest of your life?

You mean nothing? like, I'll be naked? In that case i'll take the second one.

10. Would you rather dress up like Jane, then roam around in the local forest, and ask people if they have seen a nearly naked dude, with long brown hair called Tarzan, or would you rather go to burger king and declare it property of King James, then sing the ABC song, and order 34 cheeseburgers?

Burger King :)

1) The sprinkly one

2) sit on the mud skiing lift and throw mud at him from above

3) appear on ABC news in 2 foot high heels, waddling like a duck and quacking

4) Help!! There is a strawbetty in my stomach. Its really a strawberry, but I named it betty before I ate it! Quick, we gotta save her! Make me throw up!

5) I am a guy, but I would pour beans, corn and rice all over your self, then wrap a giant tortilla around you, and sing beautiful dreamer to him

6) Squatting Squah

7) walk inside his house with a hose, spray yourself with water, then sue him for letting you get wet

8) dress up like big bird and do jumping jacks while singing Alejandro by Lady Gaga in the middle of the restaurant

9) purple eyeshadow

10) dress up like Jane, then roam around in the local forest, and ask people if they have seen a nearly naked dude, with long brown hair called Tarzan.

1. Cream filled, they give me headaches. D:

2. Why would I throw mud and an evil MUD man ??? That'd just make him stronger ! The zucchini one for sure.

3. The one with my heels. It's my dream anyways haha.

4. The porkchop one ! It's so funny ! I'm going to do that now haha.

5. The shark one ! I love sharks haha.

6. Blushing tomato, it's cutie (:

7. Plant the tomoatoes haha, even though I have a boyfriendddd o;

8. The big bird one. I do those things all the time haha.

9. Orange skin and tutu, at least I can wear eyeliner and accesorise. Although I'll risk looking like a scene kid from Jersey shore haha.

10. Dress like Jane and ask for Tarzan. He's sexy lol. And I do those things all the time haha.

1. I'd let the frog have any one it wanted except for powdered and glazed. Those are the only ones I like.

2. Sit in the lift

3. 2 foot heels for sure

4. Lol strawbetty

5. Wrap myself in a tortilla

6. Blushing tomatoe

7. Plant tomatoes

8. Dress up like a big bird and sing

9. Wear nothing but purple eyeshadow

10. Dress up like Jane.

1. The sprinkly one.

2. Throw mud at the mud man!

3. The one with the heels lol

4. The one with the B&Q sauce

5. If you had to do one of these things in front of your crush, which would you do?

Wrap myself in a tortilla... haha

6. Blushing Tomato

7. Sue him for letting me get wet. ;) haha just kidding!

8. The one with big bird and jumping jacks and singing to Lady Gaga haha

9. Purple eyeshadow. I love eyeshadow anyway.

10. Go to Burger King.

1. Jelly filled. I never really cared for the powder. Still, though, poor donut. Hopefully he'd eat too much beforehand and get fat - then the donut would just stick and we'd cut it off his stomach and bash him with his own crown.

2. Zucchini. It's healthy for you.

3. 2 ft and quacking. You don't want to see me naked, or in blackface. Honestly.

4. Steak dance. I don't want to puke.

5. I'd rather sing.

6. Blushing tomato actually fits how I look. So that.

7. Tomatoes. Then we'd spend the whole day cleaning up together.

8. I'd rather bark - though the other sounds tempting as well, I don't know the lyrics.

9. Eyeshadow.

10. Well, I can't order 34 burgers. I'm vegetarian. Though I don't mind jungle roleplay or half-naked guys, and it'd be funny if one actually did turn up.

1. Imagine you were the King/Queen of donuts and an evil frog wanted to use them as hula hoops! Which doughnut would you let the evil frog (kermit) use? The sprinkly one or the chocolate one? Or the cream filled. or the jelly filled? =The sprinkly one. He can have all those. I hate sprinkles.

2. Would you rather go mudskiing and throw zucchini at the evil mud man while you ski by, or would you rather sit on the mud skiing lift and throw mud at him from above? =The second option. Less effort on my part.

3. Would you rather appear on ABC news in 2 foot high heels, waddling like a duck and quacking, or appear on ABC completely naked, but covered in black paint? Then dance, and talk about eggplants? =First one. I don't really want to be nude live, albeit in black paint. >_<

4. Would you rather come up to random strangers in a parking lot and say "Hello, I am a pork chop. Douse me in B&Q sauce and I will do a little steak dance for you!!" or "Help!! There is a strawbetty in my stomach. Its really a strawberry, but I named it betty before I ate it! Quick, we gotta save her! Make me throw up!" =The straw betty one. I could say that with such a grave expression. People would be so scared of me. xD

. If you had to do one of these things in front of your crush, which would you do?

Pour beans, corn and rice all over your self, then wrap a giant tortilla around you, and sing beautiful dreamer to him. Or dress up like a shark and eat all of his tuna fish, then mess up his hair, go into his bathroom, flood it with water, then menacingly bare your teeth at him. Then suddenly laugh really hard, and run away will all the bread in his house. =Dressing up like a shark and all that. My chances with him would be gone, but still, I'd sure have fun doing it.

6. What would you rather change your name to? "Blushing Tomato" or "Squatting Squah?" =Blushing Tomato. My nickname could be Blush and that's cute.

7. Would you rather plant 6000 tomato plants around your crushes house overnight, and then throw tomatoes at him when he wakes up, or would you rather walk inside his house with a hose, spray yourself with water, then sue him for letting you get wet? >:D =The second one is hilarious. Like, okay, this is how it would go.

Judge: Alright, A Hopeful Pessimist, what precisely are you suing for?

Me: *points at crush* He just stood there in confusion as I was spraying myself with a hose. A hose I got from HIS yard, no less. He could've DONE something while I was having my mental breakdown, but no, HE PREFERRED JUST BEING A BYSTANDER! LET HIM ROT IN JAIL!

Judge: *bangs gavel* Life sentence, A Hopeful Pessimist's Former Crush.

My Former Crush: WHAT IS THIS, SHE DID IT TO HERSELF! She even broke into my home! *gets carried away* I'M NOT THE CRAZY ONE HERE!

8. Would you rather dress up in a dog costume, put on a frilly apron, brew Turkish coffee, give it to the customers, but then start barking every time they take a sip, or would you rather dress up like big bird and do jumping jacks while singing Alejandro by Lady Gaga in the middle of the restaurant? =Haha, the first option. People would think that was beyond annoying. I love it. xD

9. Would you rather wear absolutely nothing but purple eyeshadow for the rest of your life, or have orange skin and wear a purple tutu for the rest of your life? =Orange skin and purple tutu.

10. Would you rather dress up like Jane, then roam around in the local forest, and ask people if they have seen a nearly naked dude, with long brown hair called Tarzan, or would you rather go to burger king and declare it property of King James, then sing the ABC song, and order 34 cheeseburgers? =Oh God, the second one. I would look so insane. :D

And are you kidding? This one was great! Check out mine, lol.

I've never done your weird surveys before, mostly because they're pretty out there xD. But you seem to work quite hard on them, so I'll try this one :).

1. Jelly filled. He would then suffer a sticky mess :p

2. Throw while I ski by. Although I would probably lose balance haha

3. The first one.. .

4. "Hello, I am a pork chop. Douse me in B&Q sauce and I will do a little steak dance for you!!" That sounds less painful haha

5. Wrap myself in a tortilla. Hehe

6. Squatting Squah..

7. Wet myself :p. Although my crush would be a SHE! lol.

8. Haha the first one. Actually made me laugh a bit haha.

9. Eyeshadow...

10. HAHa go to Burger King.

Omg, these are so out there. It's almost painful for me to answer these lol. Hey, it was interesting to do. Hope you did my survey :p

OH YEAH BRING IT ON ONCE AGAIN!!!

1-The chocolate one and the cream one. Stupid frog. Using donuts as hula hoops. :) Lol.

2-Haha the second one. This sounds like me.

3-The first one. The second one is just wow...

4-Omg. The second one is hilarious!

5-Hehe the second one! I think I changed my name to shark on one of you old surveys?

6-Blushing Tomato. :)

7-I would plant the tomatoes.

8-I'll be Big Bird and dance to POKER FACE... HAHA >:p

9-The eyeshadow.

10- TARZAN! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NAKED MAN???

Thank you for the survey. Remember I will always bring it on!