How can I be rude in a nice way?

Use anti-funny jokes. There good for sarcastic comments.

Don't be rude because your friends are being rude. There is no nice way of being rude, rude is rude. unless you are joking then that would be called joking. you seem like a nice person, I don't know why you want to hang out with people who are rude but um... I would try just making rude jokes, I guess.

LOL, this question is very funny bc it's basically an oxymoron...you are either nice or ride, unless you mean kind of mean in a jokey way. You can be kind of jokey rude with your close friends, when it's harmless and obvious you're joking. Other than that, just try being nice.

There is no way to be rude "in a nice way". Rude is rude.

try to be rude on the level that they are. but you seem to me that you are really nice, and i really wouldnt change that because you rarely find nice people these days.

You want to fit in.

You need thicker skin.

try to sound sexy