I'm taking the family on a vacation to Somalia, having trouble finding flights?

If you are having trouble finding flights, it means only one thing: the airlines and the shipping lines have better sense than you do.

I personally do not know what the other people are talking about. I love Somalia! The last time I was there, my buddy Abroon and I sailed along the coast. We enjoyed the pleasant sun, the ocean breeze, and the scenic hijackings of cruise liners. Back on land, we stayed in a 2 star hotel where we were awaken to the sound of gunfire chatter each morning. As for the nightlife, we stayed at a place with CHAIRS! This was especially nice, since at most places, you sit on dirt. The child care is fine as well. Your kids will enjoy being pirates for the day, and the people treat their hostages, i mean children, well, as long as you dont mind paying the ransom. Overall, Somalia is a fantastic place to visit. The excitment and adventure is unlike anywhere else. Hope you dont get shot!

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I'm taking the family on a vacation to Somalia, having trouble finding flights?

My wife, my two children, and myself, will be going on a fun-filled vacation to the tropical shores of Somalia in June, but I'm having trouble finding a flight in to Somalia. Any ideas on how to get flights would be appreciated. Also, what's the nightlife like? And will the hotels have...

I think you are joking, but just in case you are not... I looked up tourism in Somalia and actually found a site. It is almost comical. It tries to promote tourism while having an undertone that lets you know it is a suicidal idea. It recommends flying to Somalia from somewhere in the middle east since airlines from the UK and US have a aversion ( I wonder why) to flying there.

This company will take you to Somalia via cruise ship from the Mediterranean (Egypt or Greece I think). The company is out of Utah. Due to lack of government regulation, Somalia is a popular vacation spot for people from Utah.

http://bountifultravel.com/?gclid=CI2plJ6D5LQCFcKP...

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You for got the war on jobs, but he sure does vacation a lot, if he was about doing his job he would just now be considering his 2nd vacation, but since he is about ruling not governing and about control not upholding his oath of office he vacations way too often

You are giving your family what they want. Kids looove Pirates, Women LOVE big black men. You will be a hero in your families eyes. What's in it for you? You must be a Butt Cowboy - I can only say that you are in the Wild Wild - South east.. Enjoy Cowboy - Bang bang ;)

Do you hate your kids, and have a death wish? However you might enjoy the shoreline and you can get a great view of pirates in action , pilfaring and shitt.

This guy is out of his God damn mind. Yeah leave your kids alone in somolia. I doubt your friends are going to be jealous about you going anywhere in Africa let alone somolia

Take a boat there you will make lots of pirate friends