Need help with pokemon gold!!?

Hey friend!

I have been wondering the exact same thing, but when I googled it, people called me weird. I'm glad I found someone who thinks the way I do. I searched and searched across the interwebs and everywhere I looked people would tell me I was a weirdo. Can you imagine?

But, in the in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet, down through 4chan and all the way past the second page of google, I found a way.

You must capture every pokemon in gold and have the elite four defeated. Then, the opportunity is opened. You must then call your mother a total of 69 times and on the 69th call, she will invite you to your home and then will the option be available. Professor Elm will also want to join in, but you can tell him to leave, but whatever you like dude.

Good Luck.

You hit the power button, walk outside, and socialize with other human beings!