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Does anyone know some good clean jokes?
I am scheduled to MC a church Brunch, and I need some appropriate jokes to tell.
3 Answers
- KnightSaber2000Lv 68 years agoFavorite Answer
Three men were asked to contribute some money for their church,
The first man stood up, drew a small circle on the ground and declared:
O Lord, I'll be throwing money into the air.. if you want some of it to go to your church, let it land inside the circle I drew..
The second man stood up, drew a straight line on the ground and declared:
O Lord, I'll be throwing money into the air too.. if you want some of it to go to your church, let it land on the right side of the line I drew..
The third man stood up, wrote the word "mine" on the ground, and declared:
O Lord, I'll be throwing money into the air as well.. if you want it.. keep it!!
- Anonymous8 years ago
The cowboy was taking a bath next to his sleeping donkey. When he got out, some of the soapy water splashed on this smooth rock. He stepped on the rock and slipped and fell on his a**.