Will laxatives make you lose weight fast?

Sorry. Laxatives are for constipation, nothing more. No it will not help you lose weight. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

No, corpses don't weigh less.

No you do NOT NEED to lose weight fast. Nor do you need to off yourself.

BTW, only a moron would think this was a good idea, OR that they won't just regain the weight.

"blah blah blah" -- Really? You're completely brain-dead, and WANT to have severe health problems and possibly die? Maybe you should use a faster method of offing yourself, and increase the intelligence of all human-kind with one blow.

make like a fish and swim at a leisurely pace for 17 minutes

At a restaurant split your meal and eat only half meal and take the rest home if the quality is more

Regular water comsumption is more important because dehydration can make you thin you re hungry

wrap up any extra food you ve cooked before you sit down to a meal so you re not tempted to get seconds

trade in a cappuccino for a regular a cup of joe

15 minute minimum walk after each meal

if you re eating out make salad the appetizer most starters are fried and come with unhealthy dips or sauces

Keep your meal balanced