Is this a disturbed story?

Once upon a time the old skuzzlebutt down the street ran after me when he saw my dog. He said GET THAT DOG ISHT OFF MY LAWN BEFORE I SHOOT. So then he pulled out a 12 Gauge shotgun and chased me and shot 4 times. So then he decided to get in his car because hes a sucky *** shot. So he chased me with his car and he had a heart attack and died. I then opened his car up and pulled my manhood out. I started peeing, Yes I peed all over the old man's wrinkled up face and all of a sudden he AWOKE!! o_o!!! He then grabbed my manhood with his wrinkled up old person hand and started to try to rip it. I swiftly grabbed my dog and threw him on his face. My dog latched on and started ripping the old skuzzlebutt's face off. He let go and went limp. I was afraid so I ran back home and stared out my window to see all of the police scooping his dead remains out of the car. I laughed to myself thinking, "hahahaha that old skuzzlebutt". So my mom asked, "Why are you laughing so loud?" I said, "Sorry mom, I smoked a joint of weed and im feeling it, Do you want a hit?" She quickly grabbed the joint from my hand and started puffing on it. She was sky high. Then she leaned against my window and I heard a loud scream. Oh my god I forgot and left my window open. I looked over the side of the window and saw her lifeless body on pavement. I then dove out of the window like superman and landed on her. Luckily she broke my fall :-). I heard a low moan as I got off of her. I slapped her attempting to wake her up but she just wasn't moving. Anyway I grabbed a gun and put it to my head and called my buddy tom and told him, "buddy im dead". As I pulled the trigger a large schoolbus full of kids stopped and let some off. .... the moral of this story is .... UHHHHH just random jibberjabber coming from my disturbed head. I hope this entertains someone as disturbed as me. Thank you.. buhh bye :-)

IF SO WHAT OTHER STORYS DO YOU HAVE COUPED UP IN ANY OF YOUR DISTURBED MINDS?