Does anyone speak spanish?

yo hablo español ¿que palabras quieres saber?

I could teach you

:)

Hello = hola

what is your name? = ¿como te llamas?

How are you? = ¿Cómo estás?

****** = maricón

girl = chica ,chava , muchacha

boy = chico , chavo , muchacho

good morning = buenos días

good afternoon = buenas tardes

good night = buenas noches

love = amor

I love you = te amo

make some noise = hagan ruido

jack off = chaquetearsela, hacerse una chaqueta

the girl is so hot = la chava esta bien sabrosa, la chava esta bien buena

like I wanna learn some words to say = quiero aprender unas palabras para decir

=)

1 uno

2 dos

3 tres

4 cuatro

5 cinco

6 seis

7 siete

8 ocho

9 nueve

10 diez

I only know the numbers :-)

Usted debe comprar Rosetta Stone para aprender español. - You should buy Rosetta Stone to learn Spanish.

OK some words are:

Hello-Hola

Bye-Adios

I love internet- Me encanta el internet

I love chocolate- Me encanta el chocolate or amo el chocolate

*All vowels have a short sound

Do not say this to a girl.

Las chicas dicimos, "no más pantalones para la fiesta in mis pantalones es muy bien."

I think thats right. Something along the lines of "the girls said the party in my pants is very good."

Spanish is my first language, why? what do you want to know about?