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What are some bad jokes?
I want to read your cheesiest, your corniest, your most face-palmingly awful jokes. The kind that make you squint and say "wow"
The kind 2XL(props if you remember him) used to tell.
Ones like
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away his credit card.
Gimme your best(by which i mean worst)
GO!
@ Question Slayer, the blonde one is super old. But that second one about the hash key..... WOW, that was just perfect.
4 Answers
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
two blondes walk into a building, you'd think one of em woulda seen it
a weed dealer calls and says if you want some weed press the hash key
Source(s): my friends - 8 years ago
Don't know about that...But I will try this:
1) John is dying and wants his wife to call his attorney, his pharmacist and his church pastor. His son asked..! Why you want to have them around..? He answered.."Is my last wish to die like this...! "What do you mean by that, asked his son surprised..? Surrounded by all those thieves to see if I can re-cover at least for my own funeral...!
2) Elton and Ricky Martin have a concert in Miami South Beach...! All the fancy hotels were full and they have to stay in a cheap hotel. Around midnight, Ricky called the attendance all upset and told him: " Would you send somebody to my room to exterminate these gay roaches...? There are gay roaches all over the place..! The attendance answered very surprised: No problem Ricky..."I will send somebody to spray and kill those gay roaches right away...But tell me...How the hell you can tell when roaches are gay...?" Ricky answered, "They are all coming out of the closet..."
- flectherLv 45 years ago
That became into lovable, and clever, i might purchase one speedy quickly too (although I have already got one, yet might desire to you think of the child stuttering and shouting in case you attempt to do different issues?). That became into humorous. the place did you get it?
