I have a problem with a ghost in my apartment?

Your toilet is possessed by a short sighted demon who ended up possessing a toilet instead of a person, as he's only got a high fibre diet of poo to eat he's got to get rid of the excess gas, which is where the farting comes in and he's too polite to fart in front of you. When the toilet starts walking and trying to possess you in your bedroom at night call in a excorcist, until then do evp sessions and set up a static camera. You might record the demon swearing and complaining about the massive poo you just did and is having trouble swallowing it as you forgot to flush. Just be careful where you stick your hands and if your hear a click its just the demon taking a photo of your bum to upload onto Facebook with a slogan "guess what this human had for dinner last night " or something similar.

I remeber once a guys managed to suck up a ghost into a bottle and sold it fro 100k on ebay or somewhere you could do the same??

Recomended:

Contact the Paranomal Research Centre or something around the area where you live.

My Recomended:

Ghost busters, go buying the BEST vacum on teh PLANET suck him up and put him on ebay WOOT!!!

Do you have a problem with ghosts? Because "I have a problem with a ghost in my apartment?" is a statement not a question.

contact with the paranormal research center.if they fail consult with psycologist

Ghost busters!

Are you sure it isn't just your toilet

Poop on the side walkway in the cat dish

Give some toilet paper

paranormal team

omg xDD