What is the funniest joke you ever heard?

Ok this is my favourite but it's pretty bad :)

Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A. A carrot :) hehe

Q. What to the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A. Look grandad no hands :)

Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick :)

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?

A. Because they aaarrreee

Q. What's grey and has a trunk?

A. A mouse going on holiday

Q. What's brown and has a trunk?

A. A mouse coming back from holiday

:) :)

Hope you at least smiled :)

A woman was at a car dealership shop where she was looking for a brand new car to buy. While she was looking at a car that got her attention, the worker was near by and happened to see the lady fart when she touched the car. The lady turned around to see if anybody noticed or heard her fart. She saw the worker looking at her so she called him over and said " How much does this car cost?". The worker came up to her and said " If you farted when you touched the car, your going to **** when you hear the price".

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The chicken!

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Have you heard of the new movie constipation? Yeah it never came out.

1 I went to church when I was little and I always hated having to stand up, sit, and kneel down. I wish to priest would just pick a position and f--k me.

2 I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, because I view it as a lifestyle choice. If God were against homosexuality, he would have sent some plague to wipe them out.

there is no such thing as a funny joke

My life is basically a joke so yeah...

Hope you laughed.

Every Second is joke, So I always smile on every Sec

:D

Somebody known to everyone as a prostitute, was shouting "I am still virgin, only $50"

Ha ha ha, As my experienced friend cracked , it was not me, as I am still virgin!

Lets go on a _ate? You'll get the "D" later

"Twilight was a good book"