funny anti-jokes? (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:?

Omg...those were the exact ones I was going to say...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, but I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Come in!

What did the cat say to the person? Meow.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What has 2 legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

Did you hear that joke they don't tell idiots?

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why did the smart person cross the road?

It was the most direct way to his destination.

Why did the smart person wear red suspenders?

They were stylish and went with the suit and tie he was wearing.

How many smart people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, it's really easy.

a guy walks right into a bar and says "supply me a drink!" The bartender recognizes him as a guy who not in any respect will pay for the beverages he orders so he says to the guy, "NO. i'm no longer offering you with any extra beverages because you do not pay!" the guy says, "I suggested supply ME A DRINK!" The bartender says "NO! i'm no longer offering you with ANYMORE beverages!" So the guy says, "in case you do not supply me a drink on the on the spot i am going to %. up this spittoon and drink the spit to gross out your shoppers and they'll all go away!" The bartender changed into positive he changed into bluffing so he suggested, "bypass ahead. i do not care. Drink it in case you want to." The bartenders eyes get huge because the guy alternatives up the spittoon and starts to drink the contents. The bartender starts grossing out and says "ok ok. end! i am going to grant you with a drink!" even if the guy basically keeps on ingesting the spit. by technique of now the bartender is crying "end! end!" even if the guy basically keeps on ingesting till he finishes the completed spittoon. The bartender looks at him and says "Why did not you end?" the guy wipes his mouth such as his sleeve and says, “I couldn’t. It changed into all in a unmarried strand.”

You took the ones I know. The only one I have is this

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile?"

"Quick get in the batmobile."

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