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Torn between religions.?

Can be a muslim and get 72 virgins....

Can be a JW and have magic underwear.

Can be a christian and get... um.. (scratches head)

Can be a catholic and get sex all I want.

what to do........ what to do..........

Update:

sorry, JW, mormons, arent they all the same ones banging on my door at 7 am each sat morn?

so many religions, so little time.

so far the flying spaghetti monster is winning, with his volcano of beer and wenches, I get to be a wench!!!

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago
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    Christian!

    You get to do all forms of malicious sins and be forgiven on Sundays when you go to church. It's by far the best coverage plan you can buy (don't forget 10% tithing).

  • 8 years ago

    JW don't have magic undies, those would be Mormons

  • 8 years ago

    Catholics are Christians. I believe you are refering to Protestants.

    Source(s): Roman Catholic
  • 8 years ago

    Kill urself

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