Do I really have to do this? Why?

Some people find it hard to believe that others haven't experience the things they love.

No need to commit suicide just yet.

I've never watched Lion King.

So, how does that work, anyway? Everyone who has not yet watched it must kill themselves? Or do we have to watch it in order to avoid killing ourselves? What about the newborns? Must they be forced to watch it at birth in order to baptize them into the realm of They Who Have Watched Lion King? If we die without watching it, do we go to hell or limbo? This is all so very confusing, and suicide sounds like a lot of work. Wouldn't it be much easier to just sacrifice me to the Lion Gods for my ignorance?

It's a meme talk a chill pill bro

Don't be serious about the opinions of frivolous people;

If they told you to do it then you must, it's the law :(

Bad bad joke

No. Just no.

People are stupid, very stupid.