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If a zombie apocalypse started right now?

As in right now while reading this post.

1. Where are you right now? (office, home?)

2. What is the closest object to you that you can use as a weapon? (pen, knife?)

3. What is your escape plan? (jump through the Window, sure exit?)

4. Where would you go now? (home, military base?)

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    1. The Office

    2. A miniature flag pole. It looks pretty sharp at the top. That's after throwing the printer and phone.

    3. Run out the back, to the warehouse, climb up the ladder and pull the ladder up. (I've thought about this)

    4. To my friends house, where we all plan to meet. From there we are taking a plane to an island. (That's why it is important to have friends that are EMT's, nurses, pilots, and hunters!)

    Source(s): I enjoyed this question way too much!
  • 8 years ago

    I'm in my house. i have a pair of scissors and a set of screw drivers and a hockey stick, belts and air freshener.My house is in the ground floor and escape is difficult. I have to hold out then make a run to my terrace later or to my friends place.I would not go anywhere.i would try to hoard my place with food from a near by provisional store and stay.I'm not fit physically and this might be a better option. I know my chances are slim if i try to make a run for it. I learnt that from Zombieland. That movie is a good guide on what you should do in such a case and my survival rate is bad and you could see it at the beginning of that movie,what happens to guys like me if i try to escape. I just have to wait and defend myself as long as i can till the army can do something.

  • 8 years ago

    1 - Office

    2 - a pole

    3 - What escape plan? I am where the zombies can't get me so i'll stay here

    4 - Stay at work, but i might go get my guns and some food also first aid

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  • 8 years ago

    in my room in my comfy room then my weapon will be a bat cause i have that then i will jump out my window(my house is one story house i'm ok) with a few things then i will go to a few confined store to get food and water find a store that sells weapons and i will go the north for the best hope and see what the future holds.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    So happy I'm off planet now, So it's very save in my little world of my own.

  • 8 years ago

    Im in my room and I'd probably try to kill the zombie with my slinky (its all i have with me)

    hmmmmm escape....hide in my staircase (i live in an apartment and i dont think zombies can climb stairs. Can they?)

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    school

    yard stick

    any possible exit

    go to walmart

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