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If a zombie apocalypse started right now?

As in right now while

reading this post.

1. Where are you right

now? (office, home?)

2. What is the closest

object to you that you

can use as a weapon?

(pen, knife?)

3. What is your escape

plan? (jump through the

Window, sure exit?)

4. Where would you go

now? (home, military

base?)

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    1. Office. I'd tell my employees they were on their own and take off.

    2. I have a CC permit. Got a .45 in my holster. Got a .38 in my truck. My truck is parked in my warehouse.

    3. Head home with my truck if at all possible. Play it by ear.

    4. Home sweet home. Bars on my windows and steel storm shutters.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    To be sincere the cops are overlaying it up as consistently trying to destroy the fun and not unfold the nice phrase of zombies. We know that the old man within the health center mattress has been bitten with the aid of a zombie. Drugs are a bunch of bull crap especially when medicinal drugs do not make you get shot 7 times until you drop lifeless. He also growled at the officer to which means that that he was not human. I suppose like its a combat between the citizens and the cops considering the citizens are pronouncing zombies and the police officers are saying its its medicinal drugs. I'm gonna go with the citizens and go along with zombies. I have noticeable humans on drugs in ny like LSD and PCP and they don't bite on peoples faces. Why cant they do some thing correct and simply respect that we're in a zombie apocalypse and no longer some game. Not most effective that however what if this guy Rudy Eugene went and bit anybody else in the state. Then what it's going to spread like wildfire and then we can be announcing we instructed you so.

  • 8 years ago

    1) office

    2) toothpick

    3) go down the emergency side-exit

    4) school to get my little girl and then to the Outdoor World to pick up a some weapons

  • 8 years ago

    1. at home

    2. pocketknife and big can of Lysol spray

    3. back down the hall and out the front door.

    4. to where ever there is a group of gamers cause they are the only ones who know what to do.

    Source(s): shoot em the head
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  • xK
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    1. Office

    2. Stapler? lol - or a plastic knife

    3. Barricade myself in my office

    4. I'd group up with my family members and we'd set up something safe at a house or store.

  • 8 years ago

    1. school

    2. chair, laptop, and some scale models

    3. if they are really slow i would just walk to a car and steal it, if they get in my way i would just push them with whatever is available to me at the moment

    4. a store to get food and water, after that to my house and lock it down almost like from the movie i am legend

  • 8 years ago

    1.in my bedroom

    2.water bottle

    3.jump out my window

    4.underground

  • 8 years ago

    1. School

    2. Chair

    3. I would fight my way through the door and steal someone's car.

    4. I'd go to Sam's Club, WalMart, or BJ's

  • Thomas
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Have you seen the anorexic girl robots dragging themselves up and down the catwalks?

    That is how the world would look like.

  • 8 years ago

    im at home and i live in a flat so no zambies getting in here anyway so i would stay here until internet get shut down hahaha and closest weapons is my n2o dispenser lolz

    Source(s): EXP :P youtube.com/chaver28
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