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Marc P, Fundie's Bane
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Marc P, Fundie's Bane asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

If someone is the subject of a fatwah, should he contact the mob and put out a contract on the mullah?

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  • Middle Finger
    8 years ago
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    We should set up a company called "Two Guys Named Vinnie". They would visit the mullah and say things like, "this is a nice mosque you got here, be a shame of something happened to it" and "these your kids? Nice family. We know where they go to school".

    Suddenly, the fatwah would be revoked

  • AgProv
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    That should be interesting!

    Can't see why the Japanese Army can't be sent to fight in Afghanistan... if they're anything like the Japanese Army of WW2, we'd have two lots of fanatical fight-to-the-death buggers kicking **** out of each other. Fight fanaticism with fanaticism...

  • Sly Phi AM
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    This would be the best outcome for the world in general.

    Source(s): Bomb the madrassa.
  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    That would be a good idea.

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