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Dirty and Sleezy Pickup Lines?
please list any dirty or just perverted pickup lines like:
"i wanna strap you too my face and say the alphabet"
"why don't we go back to my place and do all the things i'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?"
etc etc....
thank you :) (this is just for fun)
1 Answer
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
How about...... Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up?
or I don't have protection for my erection but i'll still wear you like a condom;) (as in on the penis)
Those are basically the two best ones I could think about right now.
