My boyfriend is SO annoying!?

You need to tell him, not us! Let him know that his behaviour is unacceptable to you. If he is unwilling to change, then you may need to find someone else. It is not healthy to be with someone who annoys you all the time.

What a load of crap most people post. Everybody is annoying. I personally find satisfaction in annoying my wife! It is enjoyable even. And she does the same in return from time to time. If you can't handle this the best thing to do is join the convent and be a nun. All men will annoy you in someway. And if you are ever with a man who is not annoying you it is because he is have fun annoying another woman behind yor back.

Tell him he's being annoying. He'll change if he wants to and if he doesn't, then you'll have to decide if it's worth it or not to stay with him. Relationships work when the good outweighs the bad (or annoying).

Sounds like a megladouche, there's hope. Joke around with him about it being stupid so he subconsciously thinks about what he's saying and maybe heel stop. If not, if you really like being with him try to get used to it this may just be his way of trying to get you to laugh and smile. People do stupid things when they are in love with someone, so cut him some slack and do things like make your own sayings so maybe heel pick those up and use them instead

He's just being a guy. If you don't like that, get a gay boyfriend. Problem is, he'll only have sex with men.

Get out of this relationship. If it's bothering you now, think how it will bug you in several years!

Dump him. Find someone more mature

Tell him to stop... -_- It's not that difficult