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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

What would be a funny/interesting way to fill the blanks for this: A watched _______ never _______?

I'm working on a joke that is about generalizing the "A watched pot never boils" proverb to other things

And I would be impressed if someone came up with a good idea or something that would be ridiculous if an event didn't happen when someone was watching something.

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  • dan
    Lv 5
    8 years ago
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    How about

    A watched bear never sh*ts in the woods?

    A watched chicken never crosses the road

  • 8 years ago

    A watched potato never explodes.

    Source(s): Me mind...
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