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what do you do in such creepy situation?

If you wake up in a fine morning..open your eyes..sleepy eyes and see one monkey with big glasses,is gazing deeply inside your eyes like as it can read your heart and it knows all your naughty deeds....... ;D

How would you react???

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I would smile at the monkey and say "My Baby, dont be surprised, One day you will become human and sleep & wake up like this.. cuz we humans were monkey before and acted like you then became humans" LOVE YOU BABY DOLL.. TAKE CARE...THE BEST OF BRITISH.. BREAK A LEG IN YOUR ACHIEVEMENT...

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Monkey with big glasses....Im wondering how monkey will wear glass? Btw U didnt say whether it is reading glass or sun glass?

    If it is reading glass, then there is a big chance the monkey will be elder to me....then will fall in its leg requesting that it should not say whatever it read to anyone and will get promise from that.

    If its sun glasses...there is a big chance it may be around my age or a bit bigger....so will try to give a friendly look and chat about its boy friends/girl friends (u didnt mention gender) and we will become thick friends...then there in no way it will say to others about me

    Star :)

    Peace )

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Monkey will not tell any one else what he has seen at night in your room as he can't talk but he takes interest like humans in other human especially opposite sex and the problem will worson when you will find the monkey daily in your room at night and gazing you all the times. Thank you.

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  • 8 years ago

    Well if that monkey is your boyfriend then give him big smile and say Good Morning.

    If he is intruder than cry loud as much as you can and ask someone for help :)

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  • 8 years ago

    well if the word one monkey is a CODE word for a female

    then I WOULD be LATE for work

    no really

    if it was a monkey and not a human female, I would scream as loud as I can

    smile

    good luck

  • 8 years ago

    i would get startled and try to make sense of the situation. if nothing comes to mind, i would bring the households attention to the monkey. but i would feel violated by the psychic monkeys ability to read my mind.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    So what?? Are you courting the guy or his hairs?? besides,if you're in a courting with someone,you would possibly want to be able to communicate what's on your concepts to one yet another. if you're extreme about him,bodyhair should not be a difficulty. besides,there're quite some approaches to keep them less than administration.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Firstly, i don't have any naughty deeds..

    Secondly, its the time for monkey to get freaked out..;p grr

    grrr..

  • 8 years ago

    I will cover the monkey with bed sheet and beat it like hell

  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Firstly it is not possible.

    And I would then make sure, that Monkey cant tell any one what ever it read.

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