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? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 8 years ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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  • Naifu
    Lv 4
    8 years ago
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    Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

    Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."

    *Patrick's hand goes up again*

    Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."

    *Patrick's hand goes down*

  • 8 years ago

    Come to think of it.. Yes Mayonnaise is an instrument.

    My bread sticks together while the lunchmeat and cheese enjoy Mayonnaise at it's finest!

    always,

    Ladyitch

  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument

    Horseradish is not an instrument either

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

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  • 8 years ago

    I think it actually is. Where I used to work, we got those giant buckets of mayo, and we would (whilst wearing clean gloves) scoop it out and make things with it. Whenever I got the chance to open a new bucket, my favourite thing to do was to slap the top of the mayo mass and hear the slap.

    It's the ultimate edible drum!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Yes

    When a big glob if it hits the floor

    That is an exact B minor chord

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    of dooom

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    no

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